dad: you're up early
me:
dad: you never went to sleep did you
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a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in
i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground
I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE
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What happens when you pay two monkeys unequally?
WATCH THIS NOW
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